1 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:17,030 I'M GONNA NAIL BO AND LUKE DUKE, NAIL THEM. 2 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,600 OLD CRAZY COOTER TALKING. 3 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:21,390 TURKEY COMING RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY. 4 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:22,820 I'M HAVING A PICNIC. 5 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,130 WHICH WAY TO THE BEACH? 6 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:26,220 I WANT THOSE SLOT MACHINES. 7 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,740 NOW WE GOT THEM. 8 00:00:27,830 --> 00:00:29,960 WE GOT THEM. 9 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:39,580 I WISH THOSE DUKE BOYS WERE ON MY SIDE. 10 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:42,540 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAISY. 11 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:43,760 WHY, THANK YOU, ENOS. 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,060 OH, GET HER OUT. 13 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:52,500 DON'T STAND THERE. GO GET HER! 14 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:56,550 YEEEEE-HOO! 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,680 Balladeer: WELCOME TO HAZZARD COUNTY. 16 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:10,870 ♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪ 17 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,090 ♪ NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM ♪ 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,740 ♪ BEATS ALL YOU NEVER SAW ♪ 19 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,310 ♪ BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW ♪ 20 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,490 ♪ SINCE THE DAY THEY WAS BORN ♪ 21 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,450 ♪ STRAIGHTENIN' THE CURVES ♪ 22 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:27,630 ♪ FLATTENIN' THE HILLS ♪ 23 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,670 ♪ SOMEDAY THE MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM ♪ 24 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,110 ♪ BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL ♪ 25 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:38,240 ♪ MAKIN' THEIR WAY ♪ 26 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:40,250 ♪ THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW ♪ 27 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:45,080 ♪ WELL, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE ♪ 28 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,250 ♪ THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW ♪ 29 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪ 30 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,960 ♪ WHO WOULDN'T CHANGE IF THEY COULD ♪ 31 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:59,660 ♪ FIGHTIN' THE SYSTEM LIKE 2 MODERN-DAY ROBIN HOODS ♪ 32 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,140 YEEEEE-HOO! 33 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,670 YEEEEE-HOO! 34 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,970 Balladeer: WELCOME TO HAZZARD COUNTY. 35 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,770 YEEEEE-HAA! 36 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:30,510 Balladeer: YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT HERE. 37 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,040 WELL, THIS IS HAZZARD COUNTY. 38 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:35,170 THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENT HERE. 39 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,480 THIS IS BO DUKE AND LUKE DUKE. 40 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:50,190 THEY'RE COUSINS, AND THEY FIGHT THE SYSTEM. 41 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,940 Luke: YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING, 42 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:54,120 THE BIGGEST THING ON MY MIND WAS DOING A LITTLE RABBIT HUNTING. 43 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,670 Bo: THEN THE HOUND DOG RUNS OFF. 44 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,840 MY CAR IS TAKEN. 45 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,850 NOW WE'RE CHASING THE SHERIFF'S CAR. 46 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,560 AIN'T YOU GLAD WE AIN'T IN THE BIG CITY WHERE LIFE GETS COMPLICATED? 47 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:02,940 PAY UP. 48 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,850 YOU MIND WAITING TILL THIS IS OVER? 49 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:07,200 COOL IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A BREAK? 50 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,680 IF YOU TUNED THIS CAR INSTEAD OF CHASING WOMEN LAST NIGHT, 51 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:15,990 WE'D HAVE ALREADY HAD HIM. NOT WITH YOU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. 52 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,000 GRAB THAT SIGN. 53 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,080 YOU GRAB IT. 54 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:20,130 WELL, I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING. 55 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,000 OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT? 56 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,740 TRY NOT TO LOSE HIM, OKAY? 57 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:30,140 WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A CHASE IF WE DO. 58 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:55,770 BO, YOU DRIVE LIKE MY FANNY WHIPS APPLE BUTTER. 59 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,270 YOU KNOW, I... I KIND OF ADMIRE 60 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,530 THE WAY HE HANDLES THAT THING. 61 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,890 IT'S TOO FUN! INSANE BOX MAGIC. 62 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,200 COOTER DAVENPORT, YOU AIN'T GOT THE SENSE 63 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,890 THE GOOD LORD PROMISED A TURKEY. 64 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,980 HEY, LUKE. WHAT SAY, BO? 65 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,810 AIN'T YOU GONNA SEE WHAT HE DID WITH YOUR CAR? 66 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,050 YOU BORROWED MY CAR THIS MORNING. WHAT'D YOU DO WITH IT? 67 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,950 USED IT TO RUN THE SHERIFF OFF THE ROAD 68 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:41,210 TO MAKE HIM MAD. WHEN HE JUMPED OUT... 69 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,950 YOU JUMPED INTO HIS, RIGHT? 70 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,080 WHY DID YOU STEAL THE SHERIFF'S CAR? 71 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:47,090 WELL, HE IMPOUNDED MINE. 72 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,830 SEEMED ONLY FAIR TO TAKE HIS. 73 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:52,830 USING MY CAR? OH, THAT'S REAL GOOD, COOTER. 74 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,270 WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEND COOTER YOUR CAR. 75 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:57,020 COOTER, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE 76 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:59,490 TO STRAIGHTEN ALL THIS OUT? 77 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:02,620 NO. 78 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:04,670 WELL, HELLO, BANDIT. 79 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,750 NOW, WHAT'S THAT DOING THERE? 80 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,460 MAYBE IT'S TOOK IN A RAID. 81 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:14,420 THERE AIN'T NO SLOT MACHINES IN HAZZARD COUNTY. 82 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,720 THERE'S GONNA BE SOON. HE'S BRINGING THEM IN. 83 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,250 WHO IS? 84 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:21,420 SHERIFF ROSCO COLTRANE. 85 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:22,770 Balladeer: THAT'S HIM, 86 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:26,650 SHERIFF ROSCO COLTRANE. 87 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:29,650 AFTER 30 YEARS AS A FAIRLY HONEST LAWMAN, 88 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,650 MOST OF ROSCO'S PENSION GOT DEFEATED 89 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,090 IN THE LAST BOND ELECTION. 90 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,830 NOW, THIS LEFT ROSCO TO FACE RETIREMENT 91 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,830 ON A BAD CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS 92 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,830 AND ABOUT 2 YEARS LEFT IN OFFICE TO GRAB ALL HE COULD, 93 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,400 SO OVERNIGHT, 94 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:46,190 ROSCO BECAME THE BEST LAWMAN THAT MONEY COULD BUY. 95 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,100 HE GOT A RAKE-OFF FROM MOONSHINE, 96 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:50,890 CONTRABAND, AND EVEN PORTABLE PROSTITUTION 97 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,540 IN 2 CRUISING RV CAMPERS. 98 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:56,680 NOW OLD ROSCO IS UP FOR REELECTION. 99 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,030 THAT MEANS THE ONE MAN HE'S GOT TO SEE 100 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:02,200 IS BOSS HOGG. 101 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,380 IF SHERIFF ROSCO RUNS THE COUNTY, 102 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,950 BOSS HOGG RUNS ROSCO. 103 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:14,610 NOW, BOSS EATS AT THE BOARS NEST 104 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,830 BECAUSE HIS WIFE LULU IS A LOUSY COOK. 105 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,260 YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A MAN 106 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:21,350 BY WHAT HE EATS FOR BREAKFAST. 107 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,310 BOSS USUALLY HAS COFFEE AND RAW LIVER. 108 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,320 WELL, AT LEAST HE DON'T DUNK IT. 109 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:35,590 WELL, BOSS, THEM SLOT MACHINES IS COMING IN TODAY. 110 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,110 GOOD. 111 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,240 TELL ME SOMETHING... 112 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:43,850 DID THE POLICE GET YOUR CAR BACK? 113 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:48,470 UH... BOSS, UH, LISTEN. 114 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,430 I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING ENOUGH RAKE-OFF ON THEM SLOT MACHINES. 115 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:53,780 YOU KNOW, UH, I MEAN, 116 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,470 I GOT A LOT OF EXPENSES, YOU KNOW, 117 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,700 WITH THE ELECTION, AND THEN I-IT'S... 118 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:03,180 LISTEN, I'M TAKING ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY 119 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,530 PUTTING THEM SLOT MACHINES IN, YOU KNOW, 120 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,920 AND, UH, YOU OWE ME, BOSS. 121 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,140 I OWE YOU? 122 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,580 YEAH. 123 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,800 ROSCO, I'VE OVERPAID 124 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,360 ANY DEBT I'LL EVER HAVE TO YOU. 125 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:16,320 'CAUSE YOU MARRIED MY FAT SISTER. 126 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:20,670 I MARRIED YOUR FAT SISTER. 127 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,890 UH, BOSS, ABOUT THE ELECTION, NOW... 128 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,940 WELL, YOU JUST BETTER WIN. 129 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:28,460 THAT HONEST JOHN LEDBETTER WHO'S RUNNING AGAINST YOU 130 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:30,420 CAN'T BE BOUGHT. 131 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:33,210 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE'S HONEST? 132 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:37,040 HE'S SO CROOKED IT MAKES YOU LOOK STRAIGHT... 133 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,130 BUT HE'S CLEAN RUTHLESS. 134 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,870 YOU'RE DIRTY RUTHLESS. 135 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:43,130 GIVE ME DIRTY RUTHLESS ANY DAY. 136 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,870 YEAH. YEAH. 137 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,830 LISTEN, I'M GONNA BEAT HIM. 138 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,610 I'LL BEAT HIM G-G-GOOD. 139 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:52,360 ROSCO, WITH YOUR IMAGE RIGHT NOW, 140 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,320 IF YOU WERE THE ONLY MAN RUNNING... 141 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,490 I'D COME IN SECOND. 142 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,140 YOU'D COME IN SECOND. 143 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,320 GOOD. 144 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:01,540 HMM? 145 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,680 Balladeer: JESSE DUKE IS A CLAN PATRIARCH. 146 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,500 NOW, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE OLD JESSE. 147 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:09,770 HE'S QUITE A STUDY. 148 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:12,200 JESSE'S A RETIRED MOONSHINER, 149 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,510 AND HE'S VERY RELIGIOUS. 150 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,340 ALTHOUGH HE'S WELL-READ, 151 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:18,300 HE'S ROUGH AS A MOUTHFUL OF BARK WHEN HE'S RILED. 152 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:20,730 BO AND LUKE ALWAYS HAVE BREAKFAST WITH JESSE, 153 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,870 EXCEPT ON SATURDAYS, WHEN THEY EAT AT THE GARAGE 154 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:26,480 ON DOUGHNUTS AND BEER. 155 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,090 YOU GET YOUR CAR BACK FROM THE SHERIFF YET? 156 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:31,220 THAT DUMB COOTER DAVENPORT. 157 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,830 DUMB COOTER? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LOANED YOUR CAR TO HIM. 158 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,270 NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO LOAN YOUR CAR TO A FOOL LIKE THAT, 159 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,490 JUST RUN IT OVER A CLIFF. SAVE GAS. 160 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,710 MR. DUKE? 161 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,540 OH, HOWDY. 162 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:45,630 REMEMBER ME? 163 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,670 JILL DOBSON, THE ORPHANAGE FUND. 164 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,020 SURE, SURE. I GOT SOME MONEY READY FOR YOU. 165 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,200 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. EXCUSE ME. 166 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:53,290 I REALLY APPRECIATE 167 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,390 EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE. 168 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,420 I'LL JUST GET IT. 169 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,510 OKAY. THANK YOU. JILL DODSON? 170 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,160 YOU'RE LITTLE JILLY RAE DODSON? 171 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,640 IT'S JUST JILL NOW. 172 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:02,650 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU RUN OFF TO COLLIN. 173 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,080 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 174 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:07,080 LUKE, AIN'T IT WONDERFUL WHAT HORMONES CAN DO? 175 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:09,480 MMM. 176 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,960 W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 177 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,480 WELL, SINCE I GOT BACK, 178 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:15,790 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE... THE ORPHANAGE PROJECT. 179 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,150 THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT'S GONNA CLOSE IT DOWN 180 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,010 IF IT'S NOT COMPLETELY RENOVATED. 181 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,230 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE COUNTY FUNDS? 182 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,230 UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT ELIGIBLE FOR COUNTY FUNDS. 183 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,230 IT WAS PRIVATELY ENDOWED YEARS AGO, 184 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,240 AND THE MONEY JUST SEEMS TO HAVE RUN OUT NOW. 185 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,020 YOU'RE GONNA SAVE THE OLD PLACE ALL BY YOURSELF? 186 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:33,280 WELL, I WAS RAISED THERE. 187 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:36,290 ME AND LUKE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP OUT, WOULDN'T WE? 188 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:37,380 NOPE. 189 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,460 WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE? 190 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,990 IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY. 191 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:41,570 AT LEAST 2 OF THEM KIDS AT THAT ORPHANAGE 192 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,340 COULD BE YOURS. 193 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:46,650 BO'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ON ME. 194 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:49,040 YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER MOST ABOUT YOU, JILL? 195 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,300 WHAT? 196 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,910 YOUR CRUSH ON ME. 197 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,920 ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW OUR TASTES CHANGE WHEN WE MATURE? 198 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,050 WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT? 199 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,880 YOU PROBABLY THINK IT IS. 200 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,440 Balladeer: NOW, ALL THIS ROMANCE 201 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:06,450 DOES EVENTUALLY FIT INTO ROSCO'S ELECTION, 202 00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:09,450 SO Y'ALL STICK WITH US. 203 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,310 THE BOARS NEST, OWNED BY BOSS HOGG, 204 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,830 IS THE SLICKEST CLUB IN HAZZARD. 205 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,090 ALL THE ELITE GO THERE. 206 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:45,880 IT HAS A DOLLAR COVER CHARGE TO KEEP OUT THE RIFFRAFF. 207 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:47,200 YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 208 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,710 I DON'T SEE WHY 209 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,420 YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP JILL WITH THE ORPHANAGE FUND. 210 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,800 WE GOT NOTHING ELSE COOKING. 211 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,540 SHE DON'T DO NOTHING FOR ME. 212 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,500 I HATE SKINNY WOMEN. 213 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:58,200 YOU JUST AIN'T GOT NO TASTE, THAT'S ALL. 214 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,590 I SWEAR, IF WOMEN WAS BIRDS, 215 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,200 YOU'D PROBABLY DATE A BUZZARD. 216 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:05,290 YOU'D DATE A CRANE, NO MEAT. 217 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,380 I'M COLLECTING THESE. 218 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,470 WHAT FOR? 219 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,510 LINING THE RABBITS' CAGE. 220 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,560 FACE UP. 221 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,130 Balladeer: DAISY DUKE IS BO AND LUKE'S COUSIN. 222 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,830 I WISH YOU WAS ON THE MENU! 223 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,750 Balladeer: SHE DRIVES LIKE RICHARD PETTY, 224 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,140 SHOOTS LIKE ANNIE OAKLEY, 225 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:34,540 KNOWS THE WORDS TO ALL OF DOLLY PARTON'S SONGS. 226 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,930 HEY, JERRY. HOW ABOUT YOU? 227 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,980 YOU KNOW, IF WE WEREN'T COUSINS, I'D MARRY YOU. 228 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,460 IT'S NEVER STOPPED ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY BEFORE. 229 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:49,380 YOU GOT A POINT THERE. 230 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,380 FILL IT UP THERE, JERRY. 231 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,290 TAKE IT EASY. 232 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,120 HEY! DON'T GO YET. 233 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:56,860 WE GOT PLANS LATER. 234 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,040 GET YOUR COTTON-PICKING PAWS OFF. 235 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,780 LOOK NOW, WHEN I FINALLY GOT HOLD, 236 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,520 I THINK I'LL JUST HANG ON. 237 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:03,870 LET GO. 238 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,480 NAH. WE LOOK KIND OF NICE. 239 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,260 I KIND OF... OHH! 240 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,330 YOU OKAY? 241 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,760 I'M ALRIGHT. 242 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,890 OH, NOW, BO, WHY DID YOU STEP IN LIKE THAT? 243 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,770 I'M GONNA GET CHARGED FOR 2 BEERS. 244 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,070 BELIEVE ME, HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN. 245 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,000 ARE YOU REALLY GOING OUT WITH THAT SHARECROPPER? 246 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,030 OF COURSE NOT. 247 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,560 IS THAT DUDE BOTHERING YOU? 248 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,990 HE JUST THINKS HE'S THIS BIG-SHOT GANGSTER BECAUSE 249 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,480 HE'S GONNA UNLOAD SOME SLOT MACHINES 250 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,040 OFF THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK. 251 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,740 DOESN'T EXACTLY MAKE HIM AL CAPONE. 252 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,390 LADY, DON'T GO PUTTING MY BUSINESS OUT ON THE STREET! 253 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,180 HEY, DUDE, SIT DOWN. 254 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,400 YOU GOT ME TO MESS WITH IF YOU DON'T. 255 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,310 YOU... OK. 256 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,960 REALLY. HIS BROTHER'S 257 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,880 BRINGING IN THESE SLOT MACHINES ON A FERTILIZER TRUCK. 258 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,450 THEN THAT SILLY DUDE WANTS ME TO GO 259 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,580 TO THE NO-TELL MOTEL WITH HIM. 260 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,190 SAYS HE'LL TAKE ME TO NASHVILLE... 261 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,710 THE GRAND OLE OPRY, THE WORKS. 262 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,320 I RECKON I'VE NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANYTHING THAT BAD. 263 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,810 NOT EVEN NOT EVEN DOLLY PARTON. DOLLY PARTON. 264 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,850 JERRY. HEH HEH. 265 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,290 CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LOOK ON ROSCO'S FACE 266 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,160 WHEN HE OPENS UP THAT FERTILIZER TRUCK... 267 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,730 AND ALL HE SEES IS FERTILIZER. 268 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:19,810 RIGHT. 269 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,600 YEEEE-HOO-HOO! 270 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,000 HEY, BO. 271 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:27,650 WHAT SAY, LUKE? 272 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,040 HOW YOU DOING? 273 00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,480 HELLO, COOTER. 274 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,230 Y'ALL STILL DRIVING THIS THING ON THE ROAD? 275 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:35,180 YUP. NO, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. 276 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,180 WHERE'S MY SHARE OF THAT MONEY YOU OWE ME? 277 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,790 OH, I GAVE IT TO BO. 278 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880 HOW COME? 279 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,620 WELL, YOU SEE, UH, 280 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,360 I OWE HIM 50, AND Y'ALL BEING KIN, I FIGURED... 281 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:48,060 WE'S EVEN? 282 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:48,930 HEY. LOOKY HERE NOW. 283 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:49,890 HEY, LUKE. 284 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,240 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, DOBRO? 285 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,020 HEY, BRODY, QUINN'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 286 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,550 WHAT YOU DOING? 287 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,240 HEY, MR. DOBRO. 288 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,640 Y'ALL IN FOR A LITTLE FUN? WE GOT OUR CARS. 289 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,550 YEAH. WHAT'S ON? 290 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,680 SHERIFF ROSCO. 291 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,160 SHERIFF ROSCO? 292 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,430 Balladeer: BO AND LUKE LAID IT OUT FOR THEM. 293 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,600 AFTER A GUT-BUSTING LAUGH, THEY CRANKED UP AND CUT OUT. 294 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,960 WHOO-HOO! 295 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,570 YEEEE-HA! 296 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,750 YAAAAA-HOO! 297 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,060 YAAAA-HOO! 298 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,930 Luke: GO STRAIGHT. GO STRAIGHT. 299 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,280 Bo: IT'S ALRIGHT. I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 300 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,640 OH, I LOVE YOUR SHORTCUT. 301 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,650 CUTE. THEY MUST'VE JUST CHANGED THIS 302 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:56,690 SINCE THE LAST TIME A GIRL CHASED ME THROUGH HERE. 303 00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:01,610 YOU KNOW, BO, YOU COULD LOSE YOUR WAY ON A RACETRACK. 304 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,540 BURT REYNOLDS NEVER SEEMED TO GET LOST. 305 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:18,320 HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE. 306 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,210 Balladeer: NOW, IF THERE'S ONE THING THEM OLD BOYS LOVED 307 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,420 BETTER THAN A RACE ON A TRACK, 308 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,470 IT'S A CHASE ON A ROAD. 309 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,560 YAAAAA-HOO! 310 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,590 YEE HEE HEE HEE. 311 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,040 Balladeer: SINCE THEY ALL HAD CBs, 312 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,210 THEY SET UP A NET 313 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,560 WITH EACH MAN ON A DIFFERENT ROAD. 314 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,430 WHOEVER SPOTTED THE FERTILIZER TRUCK 315 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,050 WOULD CALL BACK TO BO AND LUKE, WHO'D INTERCEPT. 316 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:31,660 DOBRO DOOLIN STAKED OUT ON THE INTERCHANGE. 317 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,230 THIS HERE'S DOBRO DOOLIN 318 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:37,100 COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE INTERCHANGE. 319 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:41,190 Balladeer: OLD BRODY WATCHING 76 SOUTH, 320 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,280 AND CRAZY COOTER COVERED 421. 321 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,200 FOR THAT FERTILIZER TRUCK TO GET BY, 322 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,720 IT'D HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROAD AND COME OVERLAND. 323 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,200 IT AIN'T GONNA WORK. 324 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,510 CAN'T MISS. 325 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,470 WHAT IF IT DOES WORK? 326 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:58,600 WHAT DO WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THEM SLOT MACHINES? 327 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:01,120 WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 328 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:05,040 YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 329 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,220 OLD CRAZY COOTER TALKING. 330 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,260 TURKEY COMING RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY. 331 00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,180 GOBBLE GOBBLE. 332 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,660 I READ YOU, COOTER. 333 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,960 DO YOU COPY THAT, DAISY? 334 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,230 COOTER'S ON 421. 335 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,580 Daisy: 10-4. 336 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,270 HIT IT. 337 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,880 HEE HEE HEE. 338 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,470 LOOKY HERE. LOOKY HERE. WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 339 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,090 LEROY, YOU BEST LEAVE THAT GUN RIGHT HERE. 340 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,090 WOULDN'T WANT TO SCARE THAT AWAY. 341 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,870 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE, LITTLE LADY? 342 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,530 YEAH, I'M HAVING A PICNIC. 343 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,920 WHICH WAY TO THE BEACH? 344 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,970 THERE AIN'T NO BEACH AROUND HERE. 345 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,490 AW. AND ME WITH THIS BASKET 346 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,360 FULL OF LEMONADE AND CHITLIN SANDWICHES. 347 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,150 ALRIGHT, BOYS, RAISE THEM HIGH 348 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,330 AND DON'T TURN AROUND. 349 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,940 NOW, Y'ALL PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T BRING MACHINE GUNS. 350 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020 MACHINE GUNS? 351 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,200 LORD HAVE MERCY. 352 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,200 GOOD LUCK, FELLAS. 353 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,950 YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, HOG. 354 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,260 Luke: WHOOOOO-HOO! 355 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:37,650 YEE-HOO! 356 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,830 Balladeer: AIN'T THIS FUN? 357 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,810 Balladeer: THE DUKE FAMILY HAD BEEN IN THE WHISKEY BUSINESS 358 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,100 50 YEARS BEFORE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. 359 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,380 THEY FOUGHT EVERYBODY FROM THE BRITISH TO THE CONFEDERACY 360 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,670 TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO STAY IN IT, 361 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,110 UNTIL LAST YEAR, WHEN BO AND LUKE GOT CAUGHT ON A WHISKEY RUN. 362 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,980 SO JESSE SWALLOWED A LIFETIME OF PRIDE, 363 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,550 SIGNED A TREATY WITH THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO STOP MAKING WHISKEY 364 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,470 IF BO AND LUKE COULD GET PROBATION. 365 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:10,690 YOU SEE, HE LOVED THEM BOYS BETTER THAN LIFE ITSELF, 366 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:14,210 BUT SOMETIMES, THEY REALLY MADE HIM WONDER WHY. 367 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,300 BOYS! 368 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,610 HE FOUND THEM. 369 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,710 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE EGGS. 370 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,570 I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 371 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:36,230 NOW, THIS TIME... YOU GONE TOO FAR. 372 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,980 NOW, JESSE, ALL WE... WHERE'D YOU GET THEM? 373 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,370 SHERIFF ROSCO SNUCK THEM IN 374 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,240 ON A TRUCKLOAD FULL OF FERTILIZER. 375 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,420 SO WE HIJACKED THE TRUCK. 376 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,900 YOU MEAN, 377 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,900 YOU STOLE THESE GAMBLING MACHINES AND A TRUCK? 378 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,160 OH, NO. YEAH. 379 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,900 UH, YEAH. NO. 380 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,250 WELL, WE LEFT THE TRUCK 381 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,400 IN FRONT OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 382 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,340 AND WHAT ABOUT THESE? 383 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,990 WELL, WE WAS JUST THINKING THAT MAYBE... 384 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,870 YOUNG MAN... YOU THINK AGAIN. 385 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,440 YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT THIS FAMILY DON'T HOLD WITH NO GAMBLING. 386 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,220 WELL, NOW, JESSE, WE BEEN MAKING MOONSHINE FOR OVER 200 YEARS. 387 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,220 NOW, WELL, WHY IS GAMBLING DIFFERENT? 388 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:13,580 BECAUSE MAKING WHISKEY WAS A FAMILY TRADITION 389 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,880 LONG BEFORE THERE WAS A U.S. OF A. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 390 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,970 TO TELL US THAT WE COULDN'T, 391 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:22,110 AND PASSING A LAW DIDN'T CHANGE THE FAMILY WAYS NONE. 392 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,060 WELL, YEAH, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT... 393 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:28,420 AND BESIDES, WHEN WE WAS MAKING CORN WHISKEY, 394 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,640 WE PAID TAXES ON THE CORN. 395 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,940 GAMBLING'S A VICE. 396 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:36,640 HOW YOU GONNA TAX VICE? 397 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:39,860 NOW, THEN... I'M GOING IN THERE, 398 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,210 AND I'M GONNA COLLECT MY EGGS, 399 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,820 AND WHEN I COME BACK OUT HERE, 400 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,610 I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING BUT HIND ENDS AND ELBOWS 401 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,570 AS YOU 2 BOYS ARE LOADING THEM THERE MACHINES 402 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,880 ON THAT THERE TRUCK YONDER. 403 00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:00,320 AND... DON'T GO SELLING THEM AT A PROFIT. 404 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:03,670 THAT'D BE WRONG, TOO. 405 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,800 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 406 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,370 I THINK I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS GETTING US INTO TROUBLE 407 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,070 AND ME HAVING TO THINK A WAY OUT. 408 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,290 WELL, WE GOTTA CHANGE HIS MIND. 409 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:16,860 THAT'D BE LIKE REVERSING A BUZZ SAW. 410 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,030 WE CAN'T SELL THEM, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY. 411 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:24,430 LIKE A CHARITY OR SOME... 412 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,780 WE'RE GONNA REVERSE THAT BUZZ SAW. 413 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,000 UNCLE JESSE! 414 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,740 WE'RE FIXING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 415 00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,830 UH, RATHER, LUKE IS. 416 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,090 WELL, TELL HIM. 417 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,310 WELL, LUKE? 418 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,180 CAN WE KEEP THOSE SLOTS 419 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,530 IF I SHOW YOU THAT ALL GAMBLING AIN'T BAD? 420 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,190 NO WAY. 421 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,280 NOW, HOW ABOUT IF ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM THOSE MACHINES 422 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,720 WENT TO THE ORPHANAGE? 423 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,800 YOU JUST FOUND A WAY. 424 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,150 Balladeer: TO PUT THE MACHINES 425 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,850 WHERE THEY'D DO THE MOST BUSINESS, 426 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,590 BO AND LUKE IGNORED THE BARS AND ROADHOUSES 427 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,290 AND HIT ALL THE CIVIC AND FRATERNAL CLUBS, 428 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,820 AND TOOK 30% RIGHT OFF THE TOP. 429 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,180 HEH HEH. Y'ALL EVER BELONGED TO A GROUP 430 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,820 THAT WASN'T TRYING TO RAISE MONEY? 431 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,040 FOR INSTANCE, THE HAZZARD LADIES AUXILIARY 432 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,440 NEEDED MONEY FOR A DOOR PRIZE, 433 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,790 A TRIP TO SEE THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW. 434 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:19,570 THE HUNTING CLUB HAD 2 PROJECTS: 435 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,050 RAISING MONEY FOR THE ANIMAL PROTECTIVE LEAGUE 436 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,010 AND THE ANNUAL TURKEY SHOOT. 437 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:28,230 IN ONE DAY, BO AND LUKE WERE SOLD OUT. 438 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,410 I WANT THOSE SLOT MACHINES. 439 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,890 BEEN MISSING 3 DAYS. 440 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,760 WELL, THAT AIN'T MY FAULT, BOSS. 441 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,330 THEY SET UP MY DRIVERS 442 00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,290 WITH A HALF-NAKED FEMALE WOMAN UP ON THAT HIGHWAY. 443 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:39,900 SHOOT, ANYBODY'D STOP FOR THAT. 444 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,940 WELL, YOU BETTER GET THEM BACK BEFORE WORD GETS ROUND, 445 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,900 OR YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT WITH THE VOTERS. 446 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:45,420 AND YOU? 447 00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:48,910 AND ME. 448 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:51,690 WELL... 449 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,060 BETTER NOT HIT TOO HARD. 450 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,620 THE WHOLE ORPHANAGE'S GONNA FALL IN. 451 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:14,150 HI. YOU STARTLED ME. 452 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,930 OH, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. 453 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,460 W-WHAT'S THAT? 454 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:19,850 MONEY. 455 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,940 WHAT'S THAT? 456 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,500 GROOVY. HE'S MY HELPER. 457 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:23,810 WANNA GET A SODA POP? 458 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,070 SURE. 459 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,690 SO, HERE'S YOUR MONEY. 460 00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:30,820 YOU'RE KIDDING. 461 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,770 I'D NEVER KID ABOUT LOVE OR MONEY. 462 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,380 BUT HOW'D... 463 00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:36,130 WELL, IT WAS DONATED BY SOME VERY CIVIC-MINDED PEOPLE. 464 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,910 IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S A START. 465 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,430 GONNA COLLECT FROM THEM EVERY WEEK. 466 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,650 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 467 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:44,130 I KNEW IT. IT IS MY MONEY YOU'RE AFTER. 468 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,700 EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS MY BODY. 469 00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:46,620 INCREDIBLE. MY BODY? 470 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,090 YOUR EGO. 471 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,180 WELL, THANKS. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR YEARS. 472 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,790 LOOK... 473 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,490 DON'T GET ME WRONG, I APPRECIATE THE MONEY, REALLY. 474 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,150 IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW THIS IS ONLY A GAME TO YOU. 475 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,540 A GAME? 476 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:02,330 BO, THIS PROJECT IS VERY SERIOUS TO ME. 477 00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,200 FOR THE 2 WEEKS I'VE BEEN BACK, 478 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,500 I HAVE FOUGHT THE ROTTEN COUNTY POLITICS, 479 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:07,720 THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT, 480 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:10,470 EVERYBODY TO TRY AND SAVE THIS PLACE. 481 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,160 THE ONLY REASON WE'RE BEING CLOSED DOWN 482 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:16,380 IS BECAUSE BOSS HOGG CONTROLS THE BOARD AND WANTS THE LAND. 483 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,390 WELL, WHAT DOES BOSS WANT THE LAND FOR? 484 00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:20,260 A SHOPPING CENTER. 485 00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:22,300 THIS WAS MY HOME, 486 00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:26,130 THE BEST POSSIBLE ANY ORPHANAGE COULD BE. 487 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:29,570 YOU MEAN WELL, AND ANY OTHER TIME, IT MIGHT BE FUN, 488 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,180 BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME 489 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,050 FOR YOUR CUTE COUNTRY SHUCKING AND JIVING RIGHT NOW. 490 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,190 I DO LIKE A WOMAN SALTY. 491 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:37,350 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING. 492 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,410 WELL, SURE I HAVE. 493 00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:39,930 YOU BEEN AWAY TO THE BIG CITY, 494 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,930 AND NOW YOU COME BACK TO SAVE THE OLD HOMESTEAD. 495 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,370 LOOK, I... 496 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,110 BUT WHILE YOU WERE GONE ALL THAT TIME, 497 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,290 I WAS HERE FIGHTING THAT SAME ROTTEN SYSTEM EVERY DAY. 498 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,810 LOOK... NOW, I LIVE HERE. 499 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,380 I CHOOSE THIS LIFE, 500 00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,030 NOT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW NO BETTER, 501 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,820 BUT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT IS BETTER, 502 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,520 AND I'M GONNA FIGHT ANYTHING OR ANYBODY 503 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,690 THAT POLLUTES THE WELL WHERE I DRINK. 504 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,690 SAVING THIS ORPHANAGE IS JUST PART OF IT. 505 00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:07,610 I DIDN'T MEAN... AND ANOTHER THING. 506 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,570 IF YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS TO MAKE A PLAY FOR YOU, 507 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,310 WELL, WOULD YOU GROW UP? 508 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,440 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WHEN I MAKE A PLAY ON A LADY, 509 00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:17,530 I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HER MONEY. 510 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,270 ALTHOUGH IT DO KEEP HER HANDS BUSY. 511 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,360 WELL, HOW AM I DOING? 512 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760 NOW, YOU WALK ME TO MY CAR. 513 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,240 THE NEXT MONEY I COLLECT, 514 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,590 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND GET IT YOURSELF. 515 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:40,510 WHAT YOU DOING, SON? 516 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,730 SQUIRTING FLIES. 517 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,610 I HATE KIDS. 518 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,710 HARVEY... WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 519 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,450 WE GOT 2 OF THEM, SHERIFF. 520 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:12,980 I KNOW. I SEE YOU GOT 2 OF THEM. 521 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,330 WE WANTED MORE, BUT THE OTHER CLUBS HAD TAKEN THEM ALL. 522 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,250 WHEN YOU SAY OTHERS, YOU TALKING LIKE IN OTHER CLUBS? 523 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:24,120 THE LADIES AID, THE HUNTING CLUB... 524 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,730 HOLY SMOKE. 525 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,910 ALL THE C-CLUBS ARE GOING GREAT. 526 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:31,390 AHEM. YOU AIN'T GONNA CAUSE A FUSS ARE YOU, ROSCO? 527 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,260 UH, I'D BE VERY UNPOPULAR IF YOU DID. 528 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,180 AIN'T GONNA CAUSE NO FUSS, HARVEY, 529 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,580 BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M THE SHERIFF. 530 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,180 I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW THESE THINGS. 531 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:41,490 NOW TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 532 00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:44,270 THE DUKE BOYS, BO AND LUKE. 533 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,490 BO AND LUKE DUKE? HEH HEH. 534 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:51,360 THEY GET 30%, AND WE GET 70%. 535 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:53,150 30? 536 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,020 HECK, I ONLY GET... 537 00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:58,240 UH, ROSCO, IF YOU PICK UP SOME MORE SLOTS IN A RAID, 538 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,370 COULD WE HAVE THEM? 539 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,330 WE NEED SOME NEW CARPETING BAD. 540 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,290 UH... WELL... 541 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,690 Rosco: IS THAT HER? 542 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,300 YEEAAH. 543 00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:16,300 YEAH, THAT'S HER. 544 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:17,300 NOW, YOU SWEAR? 545 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:18,480 YEAH. 546 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,700 ROSCO, IF YOU KNOW THEM DUKE BOYS 547 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:21,960 GOT OUR MACHINES, 548 00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:24,090 WHY DON'T YOU THROW THEM IN JAIL? 549 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,140 I WILL, SON, I WILL, 550 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,970 WHEN I GET ENOUGH EVIDENCE. 551 00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,450 YOU? SINCE WHEN? 552 00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:31,970 SINCE WHEN AN ELECTION'S COMING UP. 553 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,100 GET OUT. 554 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:51,340 MISS DAISY. 555 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,770 HEY, SHERIFF. 556 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,860 YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME. 557 00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:55,340 WHY, SURELY I'D LOVE TO, 558 00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:57,690 I'VE GOTTA GET TO WORK OR I'LL BE LATE. 559 00:27:57,780 --> 00:28:00,170 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU. 560 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,220 OH, MY LORD. WHAT FOR? 561 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:04,480 HIJACKING, THAT'S WHAT FOR. 562 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:12,530 UHH. DAMN! 563 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:20,540 FOLLOW THAT CAR! 564 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,540 YOU'RE KIDDING. 565 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,020 MOVE! 566 00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:29,770 GET ON WITH IT! 567 00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,400 FASTER! 568 00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:00,410 I DON'T WANNA GET NO TICKET! 569 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,760 FROM WHO?! 570 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,450 YOU DUMB JACKASS! 571 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:08,980 WHOA! 572 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,510 AAH! 573 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,470 Balladeer: Y'ALL HANG ON. 574 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:15,570 ♪♪♪♪ 575 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:22,620 ♪♪♪♪ 576 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,150 PUT THE WINDOW DOWN. 577 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:29,630 AAGH! 578 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:34,240 HEY AGAIN. 579 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:37,630 IF YOU TWO DON'T TAKE THE PRIZE! 580 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,900 NOW CHASING AROUND, 581 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,250 RISKING YOUR OWN PROBATION AND PRISON, 582 00:30:41,330 --> 00:30:42,250 THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS... 583 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:44,900 NOW, WE DIDN'T MEAN... BUT DAISY... 584 00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,600 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID TO YOU BOYS, 585 00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:49,560 "LOOK OUT FOR DAISY"? 586 00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:53,220 AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID TO ME, "WE WILL, UNCLE JESSE"? 587 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,220 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU GET HER THROWED IN JAIL. 588 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:58,660 NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE. IT ISN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY. 589 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:02,180 DAISY'S THE HOPE OF THE WHOLE CLAN. 590 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:03,360 THANKS A LOT. 591 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,450 THE FAMILY LINE ENDS WITH DAISY. 592 00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:11,190 HEH! THE CHANCE OF YOU TWO PRODUCING A FAMILY 593 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:16,110 RATES RIGHT UP THERE WITH HOGS PRODUCING BEEF. 594 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:18,330 FOR 200 YEARS... 595 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:23,070 THE DUKE FAMILY HAD THE WHISKEY CRAFT. 596 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,940 THE GOVERNMENT TOOK THAT AWAY FROM US. 597 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,210 THEN WE HAD THE LAND... 598 00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:29,600 AND THE DEPRESSION TOOK THAT. 599 00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:31,820 NOW ALL THE DUKE FAMILY HAS LEFT 600 00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:34,170 IS WHAT IT STARTED WITH, AND THAT'S FAMILY. 601 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,910 AND DAISY IS FAMILY. 602 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,130 NOW GET HER OUT. 603 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,460 Balladeer: SO THE NEXT MORNING, 604 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,870 LUKE DECIDED TO VISIT THE SHUT-INS. 605 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,310 ESCORTING LUKE TO DAISY'S CELL WAS DEPUTY ENOS STRATE. 606 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,320 HE AND THE BOYS GREW UP TOGETHER. 607 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,360 ENOS HAD A CRUSH ON DAISY... 608 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:56,100 AND THE REPUTATION OF BEING THE OLDEST VIRGIN IN HAZZARD COUNTY. 609 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:57,540 HOLD IT. 610 00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,330 NOW, ENOS, NOW, YOU CAN TELL ME. 611 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,020 ANY CHANGE? 612 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,200 WELL, HANG IN THERE. 613 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,860 ♪♪♪ 614 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,260 WELL, HEY, DAISY. HOW YOU DOIN'? 615 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,300 GREAT! I'M WRITING THIS WHOLE NEW SONG 616 00:32:20,390 --> 00:32:22,700 ABOUT THIS ENRICHING EXPERIENCE. 617 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:26,530 BOY, JAIL COOKING REALLY PUTS ON THE WEIGHT, DON'T IT? 618 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:29,570 LUKE, I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE OVERNIGHT. 619 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:32,310 STUCK IN THE SLAMMER, TODAY OF ALL DAYS. 620 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,580 IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW. 621 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,710 OH, IT IS? 622 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:37,410 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAISY. 623 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:40,150 WHY, THANK YOU, ENOS. 624 00:32:43,370 --> 00:32:46,810 UH, JESSE SENT ALONG THIS BIRTHDAY FLOWER FOR YOUR HAIR. 625 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,940 OH, THAT'S SWEET. 626 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:51,460 I BROUGHT ALONG CHANGE OF CLOTHES TO CHEER YOU UP, 627 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,770 SINCE YOU'RE STUCK HERE IN THAT WAITRESS OUTFIT. 628 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,120 YOU BETTER CHECK IT OUT. 629 00:32:55,210 --> 00:32:56,900 MAKE SURE A SHOTGUN AIN'T HIDDEN THERE. 630 00:32:56,990 --> 00:32:59,690 I BETTER LET Y'ALL VISIT A LITTLE BIT, LUKE. 631 00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:01,600 NO TRICKS NOW, OKAY? 632 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,040 BYE, DAISY. 633 00:33:03,130 --> 00:33:06,440 BYE, ENOS. SEE YOU AT SUPPER. 634 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,910 BYE. 635 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,400 NOW LISTEN UP. 636 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:17,710 CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, ROSCO, 637 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:20,880 BUT THE ONLY THING YOU'VE DONE TO GET BACK THOSE SLOT MACHINES 638 00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:25,110 IS ARREST A WOMAN IN A BIKINI FOR HIJACKING A LOAD OF FERTILIZER. 639 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,930 RIGHT, BOSS. RIGHT? 640 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,500 BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA GET THOSE MACHINES BACK FOR US. 641 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:32,420 YOU MEAN... YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE? 642 00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,510 IT SEEMS THE DUKE BOYS PUT 'EM ALL OVER, 643 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,300 IN ALL THE CIVIC CLUBS, YOU KNOW? 644 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,600 HAZZARD COTILLION, THE LADIES' AID... 645 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,820 LADIES' AID? HEH. 646 00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:51,740 HOT DAMN. I WISH THOSE DUKE BOYS WERE ON MY SIDE. 647 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,480 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, BOSS, 648 00:33:53,570 --> 00:33:56,530 'CAUSE I'M GONNA HIT THEM DUKE BOYS WHERE THEY LIVE. 649 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,310 I GOT DAISY, THEIR COUSIN, IN JAIL, 650 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,920 AND THEY'RE GONNA SWAP. 651 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:02,060 AND THEN I'M GONNA ARREST 'EM 652 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,580 FOR POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL GAMBLING DEVICES. 653 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,540 WHAT? ROSCO. 654 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:09,590 I GOT ME 3 MEDALS IN 2 WARS, 655 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:13,680 AND THE ONLY TIME I GET SCARED IS WHEN YOU GET SMUG. 656 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,160 THIS FEELS KINDA AWKWARD. 657 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,550 WELL, SEE, THE GROUND GIVES YOUR BACK NATURAL SUPPORT 658 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,380 AND STRENGTHENS YOUR ARMS. 659 00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:25,380 THIS IS THE WAY BEGINNERS LEARN, ON THE GROUND? 660 00:34:25,470 --> 00:34:28,560 NO, BUT, UH... FINALLY GOT YOU LYING DOWN. 661 00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,520 WHY DID YOU TAKE UP BOW-HUNTING? 662 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,220 WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE NO CHOICE. 663 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,440 LUKE AND ME'S ON PROBATION 664 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,130 AND CAN'T OWN NO GUNS, SO... 665 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,480 IT'S EITHER USE THOSE BOWS THERE OR THROW ROCKS. 666 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:39,440 AT WHAT? 667 00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:41,180 WELL, AT GAME. 668 00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:44,320 SEE, IF WE RUN LOW ON FOOD, WE HAVE TO GO HUNTING. 669 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,320 HE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO NO GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE. 670 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,970 HE'D RATHER STARVE. 671 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:50,540 HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO THE ORPHANAGE PICNIC ON SATURDAY? 672 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,800 WELL... YOU HAVE TO COME! 673 00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,500 IT'S THE MONEY THAT YOU AND LUKE COLLECTED THAT GOT US ROLLING. 674 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,200 SATURDAY? 675 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:01,160 YEAH... 676 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,470 YEAH, THAT COULD TURN INTO A REAL BARN-BURNER. 677 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:07,770 BO, MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING SERIOUSLY, PLEASE? 678 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,560 WHERE IS ALL THAT MONEY REALLY COMING FROM? IT'S SO MUCH. 679 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:13,040 AND IT'S ALWAYS IN QUARTERS. 680 00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:15,430 LOOK, THE TRUE SOURCE IS A VERY PROMINENT MAN, 681 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,780 WHO'D BE REAL EMBARRASSED IF EVERYBODY KNEW. 682 00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:19,740 OH, HE'S A PHILANTHROPIST. 683 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,440 HE'S BEEN CALLED EVERYTHING. 684 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:25,050 WE STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO. 685 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:26,840 BUT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, 686 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,140 WE COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN. 687 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:29,530 I'D LOVE TO THANK HIM. 688 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:32,230 WELL, LOVE ME. I'M THE GO-BETWEEN. 689 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,710 BO... YEAH. 690 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,760 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TRY TO BE FUNNY? 691 00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:42,070 WELL, 'CAUSE, UH... YOU SCARE ME TO DEATH. 692 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,590 HELL, WE MIGHT GET... GET COMPLICATED. 693 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,030 WOULD IT BE EASIER IF I SAID I WAS LEAVING? 694 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,510 LEAVING? 695 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,990 THE JOB. THIS WAS ONLY TEMPORARY. 696 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,480 DAMN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT? 697 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,870 WELL, IS IT IMPORTANT? 698 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,700 SURE, IT IS. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT... 699 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:05,090 WELL, I ALWAYS THINK THAT THE WORLD TICKS ON MY SCHEDULE, AND NOW... 700 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:11,320 I REALLY HATE THAT YOU'RE LEAVING, JILL. 701 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,930 WHY? 702 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,620 MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU DO SCARE ME, 703 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:17,230 AND, BELIEVE ME, NOT MANY WOMEN DO. 704 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,110 HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT? 705 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,590 WELL... 706 00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:31,510 ENOUGH. 707 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,960 HAZEL! 708 00:36:48,050 --> 00:36:49,700 HAZEL! 709 00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,090 YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 710 00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,750 I'M SORRY TO BE SUCH A BOTHER, 711 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,530 BUT I HAVE TO GO TO THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM. 712 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,360 AGAIN? 713 00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:00,410 I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO, YOU KNOW? 714 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:06,980 OHH... YOU'RE AN ANGEL. 715 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,850 I HATE TO BE SUCH A BOTHER. 716 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,850 YOU'RE A REAL PAIN, SWEETHEART. 717 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,300 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 718 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:31,130 HAZEL, HONEY... I KNOW I'M A PEST, 719 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,270 BUT THAT LIGHT'S NOT WORKING. 720 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920 OHH! 721 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,550 WAKE UP, BIRTHDAY GIRL. 722 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,650 Rosco: OL' BLUE, I'M TELLING YOU: 723 00:38:03,730 --> 00:38:06,690 HE'S THE BEST HOUND DOG IN THE COUNTY. 724 00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:08,080 SHERIFF, I GOT BAD NEWS. 725 00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:09,740 WHAT, ENOS? I'M HAVING MY LUNCH. 726 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,130 DA-DAISY'S GONE. 727 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,400 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 728 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,610 DAISY'S GONE. 729 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,620 WELL, DON'T STAND THERE. GO GET HER! 730 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,710 YOU, TOO! 731 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,270 HERE! 732 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,060 GET HER! 733 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,590 OH, YOU COULDN'T KEEP A CANARY IN A CAGE. 734 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,880 SHERIFF! THERE SHE IS! RIGHT THERE! 735 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:04,790 SHERIFF, HURRY! COME HERE! HURRY! 736 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,370 HEY! DAISY! SHE STOLE MY CAR! 737 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:17,410 DON'T STAND THERE. GO GET HER! GIT! 738 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,550 COME BACK, DAISY! GOLDARN IT, DAISY! 739 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,490 Balladeer: BET Y'ALL NEVER SEEN A JAILBREAK LIKE THIS. 740 00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:57,670 POW! POW! 741 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:03,030 POW! POW! 742 00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:10,340 THAT BOY'S FAST. 743 00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,120 AND HE DRIVES GOOD, TOO. 744 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,780 HEY, FELLA, YOU EVER CONSIDERED A CAREER IN LAW ENFORCEMENT? 745 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,480 LOOK, ENOS, WE'RE WILLING TO FORGET WHAT HAPPENED. 746 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:24,000 POW! 747 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,140 YEAH, IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE. 748 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,490 WRONG SIDE? ME?! 749 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,980 NOW YOU KNOW SHERIFF ROSCO BROUGHT IN THEM SLOT MACHINES, 750 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,840 AND THAT WAS WRONG. 751 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:40,500 I KNOW. I DON'T SLEEP GOOD AT NIGHT KNOWING IT EITHER. 752 00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:43,500 IT'S WRONG FOR Y'ALL TO STEAL AND MAKE MONEY ON 'EM. 753 00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:45,760 ENOS, YOUR DADDY RAN MOONSHINE, AND SO DID OURS. 754 00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:48,460 DID YOU EVER KNOW US TO MESS AROUND WITH GAMBLING? 755 00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:50,030 WHY'D Y'ALL DO IT THEN? 756 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,200 YOU'D NEVER GUESS. 757 00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:54,470 WE DID IT FOR THE SHERIFF. 758 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,030 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'D NEVER GUESS. 759 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,690 SEE, ENOS, IT'S A LONG STORY. 760 00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:01,040 IT ALL STARTED ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO... 761 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:23,020 TCH. AND WHILE YOU ARE LETTING THOSE PRISONERS ESCAPE, 762 00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:25,500 OLD LEDBETTER THERE IS KISSING THOSE BABIES 763 00:41:25,590 --> 00:41:26,980 AND WINNING THOSE VOTES. 764 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,760 WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, BOSS, 765 00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,160 'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: 766 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,510 I'M GONNA NAIL BO AND LUKE DUKE. 767 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,600 NAIL 'EM. NAIL 'EM? 768 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,690 ROSCO, BEFORE YOU START BUILDING ANY CROSSES, 769 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:42,690 JUST REMEMBER THOSE BOYS ARE VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE. 770 00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:45,260 YOU BETTER BE SURE YOU HAVE THE EVIDENCE. 771 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,610 THERE'LL BE NO RAILROADING IN MY COUNTY... 772 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,050 THIS CLOSE TO ELECTIONS. 773 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:53,880 WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THOSE BOYS ARE BRINGING IN 2 BROKEN SLOT MACHINES, 774 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,140 AND I KNOW WHERE, AND I KNOW WHEN. 775 00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,530 YEAH. YOU DO? 776 00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,530 HOW GOOD IS YOUR INFORMATION? 777 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,100 OH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. 778 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,580 IN FACT, IT'S MY DEPUTY. 779 00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:05,020 THEY MADE A FOOL OUTTA HIM. 780 00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:08,320 AND, BOY, HE'S ANXIOUS TO GET EVEN. 781 00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:26,600 SITTIN' DUCKS ALL SET. 782 00:42:26,690 --> 00:42:27,780 THAT'S A ROGER. 783 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,490 COMIN' AT YA, SHERIFF. 784 00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:43,880 THEY'RE ALL MINE. HEE HEE. 785 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,470 YEE-HAW! 786 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,780 YOU... YOU... YOU... 787 00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:19,180 THEY'RE HEADED FOR TOWN. 788 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:21,660 I'LL COME IN THE OTHER SIDE. 789 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,900 SEE WHAT? HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT? 790 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:46,640 THE BAIT SHOP. THEY'RE HAVING A SALE ON WORMS AND CRICKETS. 791 00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,470 WELL, IF HE DON'T SELL 'EM NOW, 792 00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,860 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FEED 'EM ALL WINTER. 793 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,820 THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 794 00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,820 NOW WE GOT 'EM, ENOS! WE GOT 'EM! 795 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,830 HANG ON, COUSIN. 796 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:18,230 YEE-HAW! 797 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,010 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 798 00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:28,710 I GOT 'EM! HEE HEE! 799 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,330 I GOT 'EM! 800 00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:32,810 I GOTCHA! THIS TIME I GOTCHA! 801 00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:35,330 YOU HAVE BEEN GOTTEN! 802 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,200 READ 'EM THEIR RIGHTS! 803 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,380 "WELCOME SHERIFF ROSCO"? 804 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:58,010 HOW WILL WE EVER THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE? 805 00:46:58,090 --> 00:47:01,140 UH, WHA... KIDS, NOW DON'T BE EATING YET. 806 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,230 I KNOW WE PROMISED NOT TO TELL, BUT SHE DRUG IT OUT OF US. 807 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,580 WE FIGURED PEOPLE HAD A RIGHT TO KNOW JUST WHO SAVED THE ORPHANAGE. 808 00:47:07,670 --> 00:47:09,890 YOU WAIT TILL BOSS HOGG FINDS OUT IT WAS YOU. 809 00:47:09,970 --> 00:47:13,540 OH, YOU OLD RASCAL, YOU OLD SOFTIE, YOU. 810 00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:15,240 WE KNEW YOU'D BE TOO MODEST TO SHOW UP 811 00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:17,420 TO THE CELEBRATION, SO WE HAD TO TRICK YOU. 812 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,160 ENOS THERE HELPED. 813 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,680 I TELL YOU, SHERIFF, 814 00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:22,990 I... I HAD YOU ALL WRONG ABOUT THE SLOT MACHINES. 815 00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:25,080 I'M MIGHTY PROUD TO SERVE UNDER A MAN LIKE YOU. 816 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,510 OKAY. OKAY, ENOS, OKAY. 817 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,090 LOOK... NO HANDS! 818 00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:38,700 NO, NO, NOW YOU HOLD ON THERE. 819 00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:41,310 HEE HEE. HERE WE GO. 820 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,350 WHEEEEE. 821 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:49,840 Balladeer: WELL, THE WORD GOT OUT, AND OLD ROSCO WAS RE-ELECTED... 822 00:47:49,930 --> 00:47:53,500 WHICH MEANT THE DUKES COULD STILL FIGHT AN ENEMY THEY KNEW. 823 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,940 AND JILL DECIDED TO HANG AROUND AN EXTRA WEEK. 824 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,330 OL' BOSS WAS REALLY BURNED AT ROSCO 825 00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:07,340 FOR TAKING ALL THE CREDIT FOR SAVING THE ORPHANAGE. 826 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:09,250 AFTER ALL, THEY WERE HIS SLOT MACHINES. 827 00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:15,730 SO THAT'S THE LEGEND OF HOW SHERIFF ROSCO HELPED SAVE THE ORPHANAGE... 828 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:19,090 AND MADE GAMBLING RESPECTABLE IN HAZZARD COUNTY. 829 00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:22,920 OF COURSE... HE HAD A LITTLE HELP.